Bah Humpug

I don't always fart when you have company over...

But when I do, I always walk out of the room so everyone thinks it was you. 

Because it’s handmade for you, these sweatshirts require 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.

Inches	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Front length (from H.P.S.)	25½	27	28½	29½	30½	31¼	32	32¾
1/2 Chest	19½	21	22½	24	25	26	27	28
Sleeve Length	25	26	27	28	29	30	30½	31

Centimeters	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Front length (from H.P.S.)	64.8	68.6	72.4	74.9	77.5	79.4	81.3	83.1
1/2 Chest	49.5	53.5	57.1	60.9	63.5	66	68.5	71
Sleeve Length	63.5	66	68.6	71.1	73.6	76.2	77.5	78.7